Lyrics
The Groblay
Deep down in caves below the surface of the ground,
Lives a species so unusual they’re hardly ever found,
The slightest little noise will have them interested at once,
And if they see your face they’ll want to be with you for months.
Past the spikes and burning coals they’ll greet you with a smile,
Groblay,
Smarter than a rock,
But dumber than a dog,
They want you as their friend,
So they won’t let you escape,
Groblay,
They’ll hurt you without knowing,
And ask why you’re in pain,
So run away,
From the nice,
Much too nice,
Groblay.
They will try to shake your hand but be careful of their skin,
The splinters that they leave behind will dig themselves right in,
Their hair will whip and thrash you when they simply turn their head,
And when they hug you with their giant arms their grip could choke you dead,
The loneliness keeps building up cause no one ever stays,
Groblay,
Smarter than a rock,
But dumber than a dog,
They want you as their friend,
So they won’t let you escape,
Groblay,
They’ll hurt you without knowing,
And ask why you’re in pain,
So run away,
From the nice,
Much too nice,
Groblay.
Everyone they meet,
Is treated with pure kindness,
But in the end,
It all goes wrong,
When they accidentally hurt you with their love,
And their so-called friend just end up walking out,
Ahh,
Ahh,
All they want to do is show they care,
But every time they try their pushed away,
Ahh,
Ahh.
Groblay,
Smarter than a rock,
But dumber than a dog,
They want you as their friend,
So they won’t let you escape,
Groblay,
They’ll hurt you without knowing,
And ask why you’re in pain,
So run away,
From the nice,
Much too nice,
Groblay.
Smarter than a rock,
But dumber than a dog,
They want you as their friend,
So they won’t let you escape,
Groblay,
They’ll hurt you without knowing,
And ask why you’re in pain,
So run away,
From the nice,
Much too nice,
Groblay.
