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TODAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED (Go Back To Bed)
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I love you All. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Love, Jesus Oldman
happy new year from jesus
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I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.
CATS MAKE GREAT PIZZA. See Video. Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN. Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick. Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone. Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me. Because I did it for Love, I did it for God. And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO
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Podcasts Religious
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Peak #4
Peak in subgenre #2
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JESUS OLDMAN & THE APOSTLES
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Copyright 2023 - JESUS OLDMAN & THE APOSTLES
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December 31, 2022
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Story behind the song
Pretty much the whole enchilada plunked on a plate for you all. -JO Oh, okay. I'll comment about that too. Ted Cruz and Rubio probably DO eat doody pies, I'm pretty sure, yeah. Uh, what's his name, Ben Shapiro, is F-ing Certifiable. As in Insane. And as for poor old Lindsey Graham? Look, I am the Artist Formerly Known As American Lesley Jane. Basically I'm a man, and I'm a woman. Go fuck myself? Thank you! I do. Constantly. At any rate, I have all the artistic license to call Lindsey Graham a homo, that I could ever possibly need. Got Jesus?
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TODAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED (Go Back To Bed) I wrote the Book Of Love for you Be writing more in a week or two It's got everything that a book should have A plot, a tale, a photograph And I don't know how to tell you But you've all been lied to Mr Trump is a criminal I hope that's not subliminal 'Cause Today Has Been Canceled So go back to bed This damn world is all in my head I'm better off dead Let's Make America Great Again Just Lock Trump Up In His Own Playpen Every idiot who helped him out A roasting pit should sort them out And I don't know how to tell you But you've all been deceived Mr Trump is a liar And his pants are on fire And Today Has Been Canceled So go right back to bed If we tell it go fuck itself Perhaps this world Will simply go away Lindsey Graham's a homo He wears a homo tie Ted Cruz and Rubio eat doody pies Ben Shapiro is a lunatic who loves his caviar Eats it naked in a tub of peanut butter Oh what a nutter Mutter mutter mutters to himself... Yeah yeah yeah yeah... One time for me, George -Guitar solo... Here's the Church Here's the Steeple Open the door We The People Everywhere at once now Earth is the Church, you know now You know, 'cause I just told you I say just what I see I am Jesus on a Mission Fuck their division 'Cause Today Has Been Cancelled Go right back to bed I'm the King and that is what I said You've all gone just where they have led This mess is all a construct In Your Head Hey Hey Hey... Long ago and far away I wrote a love letter said won't you stay Some they read it, some denied Some just laughed while others cried Don't ask me, 'cause I don't know Must have forgot it long ago... oh whoa... Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year You YEAH Copyright 2023 - JESUS OLDMAN & THE APOSTLES
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