all we guys wuz drinkin'
like we likes to do
mishandlin' the waitresses
pinchin' one or two
until the owner she steps up
and this she had to say
"dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
"dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
echoed the pretty pretty serving wench
and the gorgeous bronzed barmaid
"dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
it seems there's a no hands policy
that we had failed to note
she pointed to a sign on high
we thought was just a joke
tips we thought would cover
any transgressions we had made
chanting "dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
twelve o'clock had come and gone
much like a pint or few
visions of such loveliness
and a frothing beer mugs too
the owner cried out "last round"
there was nothing else to say
except "dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
"dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
from both the pretty pretty serving wench
and the gorgeous bronzed barmaid
"dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
"dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
said the pretty pretty serving wench
and the gorgeous bronzed barmaid
"dig deeper in your wallets boys
if that's how ye wants to play"
