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Lightspeed Cities v2
Lightspeed Cities v2
new mix, got rid of horrible panning choices, etc
Swedish Swordfish (new)
Swedish Swordfish (new)
a new recording of my ol' song swedish swordfish
Lightspeed Cities
Lightspeed Cities
Space is said to have the shape of a doughnut. even though some experts in the matter say it has no chocolate chips. what kind of God creates the universe in the shape of a doughnut and puts no chocolate chips on it? Other experts say cats can't fly
Blue Stars
Blue Stars
Liquid residual from a extinct plant native of Mumbai is said to give a person the ability to transform into a super-saiyan. Some archeologists say this explains the existence of the Egyptian Pyramids, and Donald Duck.
Granola
Granola
In the middle ages, it was common for old men to run around town wearing nothing but a war helmet yelling 'I'm a little bunny!!!'. Other people say that they yelled 'I can do a backflip!!' instead.
I Banana
I Banana
In early 1867, a doctor refused to perform surgery on a man, because he was 'too ugly to live'. according to local stories transmitted orally like some diseases, the doctor had five eyes and tentacles for arms and his name was Vorglox the Malignant.
Damnation Station
Damnation Station
There is a spot, where you can see africa in its entirety. this place is called 'the moon'
Lizard Wizard
Lizard Wizard
There is a place where you can have absolute peace. unfortunatley it is not even near the earth. Tibetan temples are close, if it weren't for the occasional Monk running around naked yelling 'I'm a pirate! yarrr'
Insane
Insane
programmed stuff...all general soundblaster midi synth and random soundfonts
Swedish Swordfish (old version)
Swedish Swordfish (old version)
The swedish swordfish is a large mutant Chondrichthian with colors reminiscent to the national flag of sweden, responsible for all the recent events regarding international security and robot uprisings. Some people say it can fly.
she's ugly but she's looking at me
she's ugly but she's looking at me
Back in the seventies, women were bodybuilders and wore bowties. The UN decided to destroy all graphic evidence of this because 'It's so horrible that we don't want the world to remember it'.
Samboya
Samboya
In early mesopotamia, "Nintendo" was the word for astral projection.
High Self Esteem
High Self Esteem
People that have greater mass in their testicles than in their brains are said to often end up in the Circus or playing for some Hockey team.
Triangles
Triangles
A strange formation of rocks was found on mars. It was so strange and amorphous that some experts say it is was formed naturally and should not be taken anymore seriously than 'a bunch of random rocks'.
The Half-Whole Blues
The Half-Whole Blues
An object found somewhere in Valencia, Spain has startled thousands of archeologists around the world. A laser gun dating back to the stone age. Later on they found out it was a toy gun and that their methods to determine object's age, were poor.
Dark Lake
Dark Lake
Loch Ness Monster moved to Nicaragua Lake, because according to what he said in a press conference, he doesn't exist and wants to be left alone.
