ShitInMyEye
Hi Im an idiot. Truly. I have zero musical talent. But you have to listen to my stuff anyway. You have no choice.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Im a moron, I bought a hat, and I wear my dad's suspenders. I wish I could tell you how long ive been playing, but I think thats subjective, since I dont really play. I smash my hand on the keyboard, throw a few midi noises in there and hope for the best. Ive done good. Lots of #1 hits. This is really strange because no one likes my stuff, yet I remain up there at the top!! Great!! Yeah!!
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Yes. In hell. By the fridge.
Your musical influences
Mark Knopfler thinks that I am a God. I influence people, they do not influence me.
What equipment do you use?
I have a 1969 Casio keyboard with ten presets, a glockenspeil, and I get my brother to yell into the microphone when he's not busy looking for new hats for me. Screw the hardworking artists!!! I am the only one who should be heard!!! You will hear me!!
Anything else?
I really don't care about fairness!!! Music is just a bunch of sounds!!!! YEah!!!!!!!!!!
