She's Buried in an Unmarked Grave Outside of Texas

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Columbus, OH USA

Metal • Death/Black Metal

February 08, 2005

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now known as Engorging Human Remains
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Band/artist history

after escaping from a concetration camp in norway (who would've thought?), jeff crossed the ocean to begin a new life in the country of  uh-mare-i-chuh. jeff spoke very little english and snuck into a school one day in the south east of Ohio, learned basic engrish and met up with THE TONY DANZA!!!!! jeff killed THE TONY DANZA with a 7 subject notebook and an aerosol can. nate helped jeff bury THE TONY DANZA and became friends (mostly because jeff threatened to kill nate if he revealed where THE TONY DANZA was buried). so they raped and pillaged the countryside and built a viking boat out of recycled cleaning products and baby skulls. they sailed back to norway and ate the best assorted meats and goodies (and cheese) while forming a KVLT made up of retired WWII veterans, a black metal enthusiast named Sherlly, some gay ass emo kid. this KVLT grinds with mario, is good friends with Dr. Doom (that's how we found his "blue book"), worked in customer service at a Bank 1, then killed a few hookers outside of a mexican resteraunt. satan wanted to join the KVLT but he wasn't cool enough and smelled like ass. soon thereafter, they made fun of the hearing impaired, raped some female republicans and rented an attic at which they pass the time yelling out of the one window and make money off of scaring the small children of the neighborhood

Your musical influences

Opeth, Death, Decapitated, Suffocation, Gorguts, Hate Eternal, Burzum, 1349, Darkthrone, Zyklon, Loits, Summon, Blut Aus Nord, Pig Destroyer, Fuck...I'm Dead, Nasum, Napalm Death, Labrat, Overkill, Anthrax, pre s/t Metallica, Exodus, Testament, Unearth, The Black Dahlia Murder, Death Threat

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Comments

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Any releases coming up?

We Definetley have to do a Split or Something.

I had to come back for more! ...Texas is a big state I'll need another clue to find that grave, If she's hot I'll do it!