SEAN CHRIST
SOCHI ALIEN SOCHI ALIEN
WHO WILL GET ALL THE MEDALS ! AS YOU MELT GOLD IN A KETTLE ! AS I MAY ! SAY USA ! ONE OLYMPIC RING DIDN'T WORK IT LOOK LIKE MICKEY MOUSE RINGS !
JELLY MAN JELLY MAN
JELLY MAN IS THE MAN ! HE TAKES A STAND ! HE'S THE FREEDOM BAND ! FROM ALL THE SAND !
WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO
BUT THERE'S MORE ! AS I'M A WRITING WHORE ! AS I TRY NOT TO BE BORED ! THAT IS THE MAGICAL CORE ! GO SEE SUPER BOWL BOULEVARD NYC !
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ! AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ! I WAS BORN IN 1965 ! THAT'S THE YEAR OF JIVE ! THE MONTH WAS JANUARY 26 ! I'M WRITING THIS POEM FOR KICKS ! BECAUSE I LOVE THE TIME ! AND I'M A HUMANKIND ! BECAUSE NOW I'M FORTY-NINE !
POLAR VORTEX POLAR VORTEX
THE POLAR VORTEX IS BACK ! IT WILL NOT LACK ! YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOUR SACKED ! THE COLD AND WIND ARE BACK ! IT'S SO FUCK'EN COLD ! THAT WEATHER IS SO BOLD !
MLK MLK
WE HONOR MARTIN LUTHER KING ! AS THE ANGELS SING ! AS FREEDOM BELLS RING ! I HAVE A DREAM ! THAT SEEMS ! TO DEEM ! FREEDOM FOR ALL ! SHOULD BE THE LAW ! KNOCK DOWN THE RACE WALL ! THAT IS THE FREEDOM CALL !
EASE YOUR MIND EASE YOUR MIND
CALM YOUR BRAIN ! TO MAKE YOU SANE ! THEN YOU WILL GET THE FAME !
COOL IT COOL IT
YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IT WORKS ! IT WILL HAVE THE QUARKS ! WHERE SOMETHING LURKS ! THEN YOU WILL GET THE PERKS ! AND YOU WILL GET RID OF THE JERKS !
MOVIE TIME MOVIE TIME
IT'S MOVIE TIME ! WHERE THERE'S NO LINE ! AND MAKING IT FIND ! 42 ST NYC AMC ! IT'S FUN OH GEE !
IMPULSE IMPULSE
PLAN MY WAYS ! SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ! THEN I WILL FEEL THE HAPPY RAYS !
ARCTIC BLAST ARCTIC BLAST
THE FREEZE WILL COME ON THE NORTHEAST ! IT WILL BE A DEAD COLD BEAST ! THE COLD WILL BRING NO WARM PEACE ! SO GET READY ! FOR THE WEATHER THAT IS FOR POLAR BEAR TEDDY !
NEW BEGINNING NEW BEGINNING
A NEW YEAR BRINGS IN A NEW BEGINNING ! THAT YOU WILL BE BEGIN HITTING !
NEW YEAR'S 2014 NEW YEAR'S 2014
AS WE THROW THE NEW YEAR'S DICE ! THIS IS SEAN CHRIST THE MICKEY MOUSE OF ALL THE MICE !
TO GIVE A GIFT TO GIVE A GIFT
WE WERE AT THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART ! SAW PEOPLE GIVEN $25 DOLLAR TO HEART ! I SAID YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY A DOLLAR !
SANTA IS BACK SANTA IS BACK
SO GO TO MCDONALDS AND HAVE A BIG MAC ! AND CHECK OUT THE GIRLS WITH THE BIG RACK ! EAT THE FRENCH FRIES THAT NEVER LACK ! DON'T EAT ALL YOU WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK !
CHRISTMAS TIME CHRISTMAS TIME
SANTA IS ON HIS WAY ! ON CHRISTMAS DAY ! HE HAS A GIFT FOR YOU ! EVEN FOR THE JEWS !
CHRISTMAS ICE CHRISTMAS ICE
AS YOU SEE THE CHRISTMAS ICE ! AND LIFE IS A ROLL OF THE DICE ! I'M SEAN CHRIST THE MICKEY MOUSE OF ALL THE MICE !