 
Scotty K
I'm Scotty. I play guitar. How well you may ask? Listen to my MP3's, and decide for yourself!!
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
One time, a man and a woman, who would later become my mom and dad, got together...
Ordered a baby from the stork and 9 months later I showed up on their doorstep. Or so they tell me.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
I do, wherever they'll let me or whatever band I'm in at the time.
Your musical influences
Everything. I'm big into "virtuoso shredders", guys like Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, etc. I also LOVE ska, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, English Beat, things like that. Other genres I enjoy:
Jazz Fusion, Blues, Punk, Reggae, Pop, metal (and oodles of it's many subgenres), rap/hip-hop, dubstep.
What equipment do you use?
As far as guitars, I have:
Agile Pro Interceptor 27" 7 string
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Fender MIM Strat
Ibanez RG5EX1
POS Johnson Acoustic
SX Jazz Bass copy 5-string
Amps:
MusicMan210-HD
Fender Vibro Champ XD
Effects:
Ibanez TS9DX 
Vox Wah
BBE Boosta Grande
Rocktron HUSH
Recordingshiz....
Toshiba laptop
Pro Tools LE 8
JBL somethingoranother Monitors
Various mics
Anything else?
How bout some George Carlin? 
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin