 
Scotty K
I'm Scotty. I play guitar.  How well you may ask? Listen to my MP3's, and decide for yourself!!Band/artist history
One time, a man and a woman, who would later become my mom and dad, got together...
Ordered a baby from the stork and 9 months later I showed up on their doorstep.  Or so they tell me.Have you performed in front of an audience?I do, wherever they'll let me or whatever band I'm in at the time.
Your musical influences
Everything.  I'm big into "virtuoso shredders", guys like Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, etc.  I also LOVE ska, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, English Beat, things like that.  Other genres I enjoy:
Jazz Fusion, Blues, Punk, Reggae, Pop, metal (and oodles of it's many subgenres), rap/hip-hop, dubstep.What equipment do you use?
As far as guitars, I have:
Agile Pro Interceptor 27" 7 string
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Fender MIM Strat
Ibanez RG5EX1
POS Johnson Acoustic
SX Jazz Bass copy 5-string
Amps:
MusicMan210-HD
Fender Vibro Champ XD
Effects:
Ibanez TS9DX 
Vox Wah
BBE Boosta Grande
Rocktron HUSH
Recordingshiz....
Toshiba laptop
Pro Tools LE 8
JBL somethingoranother Monitors
Various micsAnything else?
How bout some George Carlin? 
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George CarlinAdmin
Scotty
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