Red Dwarf
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a3rdofreddwarfismyroomate
Mar 25, 2005
pussy
a3rdofreddwarfismyroomate
Mar 25, 2005
sh***
a3rdofreddwarfismyroomate
Mar 25, 2005
f*** yeah unofficial member ill be at the gillman with my homemade t with my reddwarf velco shoes and my mullet that chads gonna give me f*** yeah and my tighty garth brooks whiteys that say red dwarf across the ass yeaop im drunk but rocking out to red dwarf
ihatepeoplewhosuck
Jan 26, 2005
Chad where the hell is my Sinus Cavity CD!? i cry every day as, full of hope and expectation, I check my mailbox, only to be brutally crushed with disappointment each and every day. Look what you've done. ... -Beth
red dwarf
Jan 18, 2005
i'm not mad at you cats (zoltanboy in particular.) actually, thanks for the imput and stuff. lets just not make fun of small penis people. because they do excist and i hear they have a union. so i don't want any angry asian martial arts dudes kicking ass around here. -chad
eternalflamesofzoltan
Jan 12, 2005
F***ING ASSCLOWNS YALL ARE SO IMMATURE
ZOLTAN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
eternalflamesofzoltan
Jan 12, 2005
Well see from info feeding from the whores of the underworld tell me different Chad and the asswhole thing was a bit too far. I didn't comment on ryan because i don't know him as well as you and gordo but seems as though you have forgotten bout me so maybe one day i should deem you worthy enough to remember. Hey Chad "SMALL MEMBERS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!"
red dwarf
Jan 12, 2005
what... the F U C K!!! (chad here) so i am flipping through sites and likkachiggidyBLAM! people posted on the message board. and i was reading it when i came across some asshole talking like they know red dwarf or some sh***. let me tell you "eternalflamesofzoltan," if that is your real name, you don't know red dwarf, maybe we like our "vocs" unclear, what about that. mister ("i'm going to use (unneeded ope(n parenthesis(((. you're damn right we've got talent. so why the hell were you so surprised? and why doesn't ryan get commented on, it isn't like he is as pure as your virginal ass. and just for your information, my (whats the word you used) "member!" is way bigger than yours, it is so big i have to f*** tires or your mom. and hoe did you find out gordon's new numbers, he changed them so crazed fans like you wouldn't call his ass.
eternalflamesofzoltan
Jan 08, 2005
Ok I'll be honest i didn't expect to much when i heard of this band but i sat down to a bag o chips and a McFlurppy and gave ya'll a try....I was shocked You guys are actually skilled. The only thing i would have to critque on as a musican is that maybe you could be a little clearer on the vocs but besides that Great sound. Maybe one day you guys could hook up with Astronomica and jam. We could use the interaction.
FINAL THOUGHTS: Chad has the smallest "member" in the world, Ryan (no comments), Gordon (has recently changed his phone number to 1-800-PUSS-PUSS or try the cell at 1-800-FAILURE.
Rock on Fellas!!!!!!!!!!!
a3rdofreddwarfismyroomate
Jan 07, 2005
my ass was blown out at ground zero
reddwarfistheshit
Jan 03, 2005
you guys f***ing rock. kick ass down at ground zero
ginaandcheese
Nov 22, 2004
red dwarf. cop dey album. you guys need a sexy vibraslap player and i think the singer for that Nasal Cavity band would be the sh***.
a3rdofreddwarfismyroomate
Nov 19, 2004
today, November 19th, 2004, the college of charleston radio went off the air at approximately 6:15 p.m. playing a little diddy called "happy hours"
alkahalliccouagar
Nov 08, 2004
Chad and I live on the same floor; he gave me a Red Dwarf button; the same people wake us up at 4 in the morning. Red Dwarf kicks ass.
izzy42189
Oct 24, 2004
Ok Chad here you are here is my post...
the motorcycle
Oct 07, 2004
if somoebody doesnt tape the show(s) that you guys are doing around christmas break im going to do something terrible to you and or your band such as telling everybody its crappy emo. so just tape the show and ill be happy. got me!?
the motorcycle
Oct 01, 2004
RED DWARF ROCKS MY F U C K I N G WORLD AND MIGHT ROCK PORTLAND THIS SUMMER BITCHES
the motorcycle
Oct 01, 2004
RED DWARF ROCKS MY f***ING WORLD AND MIGHT ROCK PORTLAND THIS SUMMER BITCHES
slutpuppy69
Sep 27, 2004
Gordon give me a call sweetie or any of you other band guys i know how yall roll - 843-953-2878 ask for Frank (its short for frankie)
I heard "I play Mortal Kombat" -it's cool. I think it had a weird structure, but it was artistic and unexpected. The drummer is what impressed me the most and the guitar distortion impressed me the least -since this was the 1st song I've heard from this band. But I don't like how the lyrics were offensive and obscene like that. It's just unneccessary, and besides I can see some of you in the band treat the people that post messages like crap. You're not going to get fans or friends by being full of pride and un-willing to compromise. Also consider deleting some of these messages on your board.