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Don't Be Dicks Don't Be Dicks
A public information announcement, aimed at guys who do online dating and think that unsolicited pictures of a personal nature are a good way to start a relationship
I Want To Make Love To You So Badly I Want To Make Love To You So Badly
A love song. Well, about as close as I get to a love song, anyway.
Middle Class Rap Middle Class Rap
$100 $100
Don't Do Drugs Don't Do Drugs
No, kids! Don't do drugs.. but where, exactly, do you draw the line about what's a "drug", anyway?
Relief (I Can Fart) Relief (I Can Fart)
A true story. All you need to know about this one is that "D&V" stands for diarrhoea and vomiting.
They're Smarties They're Smarties
A beat poem parodying The Antipoet's "We're Artists", all about mistaken drugs
Invisible Invisible
A song about that feeling you get when you've been trying to buy a beer at a crowded bar
Rather Have A Wink (misprint) Rather Have A Wink (misprint)
A bit of a tribute to George Formby.. well, more like Ivor Biggun
Singing With My Eyes Closed Singing With My Eyes Closed
Have you ever noticed the tendency for these guys to get so emotional while singing that they can't even keep their eyes open?
Piggy, Miss Piggy Piggy, Miss Piggy
A ballad about Kermit losing it, to a possibly recognizeable tune