Paranoid Walrus-Head
Carpet Salesman Carpet Salesman
This is just some funny thing I knocked up the other night, enjoy!
Come By Yah Come By Yah
This is a version of the tradtional song Come By Yah, with the trademark PWH twist to it!
Dead (Featuring Dan-istortion) Dead (Featuring Dan-istortion)
Featuring my brother Danny (aka Dan-istortion for my Paranoid Walrus-Head stuff), this is a messabout song we just knocked up once for no apparent reason; but we still think it's funny, so enjoy!
Death Of The Funeral Organist Death Of The Funeral Organist
Oh no, the organist has been shot . . .
Free Peter Sutcliffe Free Peter Sutcliffe
This song is a 'joke' campaign to free the Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe. I don't really want him released (I mean c'mon, who does?), it's just a joke-song!
Happy Days, Happy Days Happy Days, Happy Days
Celebrate good times, c'mon! Pee-Wee Herman's falling into the swimming pool and he can't swim. Let's crack open a bottle of bubbly!
Merry Christmas, Pee-Wee Herman Merry Christmas, Pee-Wee Herman
Here is my Christmas song dedicated to the kid's TV character Pee-Wee Herman, enjoy folks!
Michael Jackson Is Here To See Your Kids Michael Jackson Is Here To See Your Kids
This track has had many names in the past, but now, I've finally decided on a permanent name! It's just a comedy gabba track I once knocked up on Music 2000, enjoy!
The Sun's Editor Must Be Gay The Sun's Editor Must Be Gay
This song shows my views on The Sun's editor, as he once showed on front-page news Saddam Hussein in his underwear. Weirdo!
What A Wonderful World What A Wonderful World
No, this has nothing to do with Louis Armstrong, it is a short song about life. Enjoy!
Will Smith Is Gay Will Smith Is Gay
Just kidding, Will Smith is cool, but I just came up with this little track for a laugh, so enjoy!
Yoda Lecter Yoda Lecter
Ever wonder what Hannibal Lecter REALLY had with the census-taker's liver? Here's the answer!
You've Got The Bird-Flu You've Got The Bird-Flu
This is an AC-style song, making fun of some poor git who's got the bird-flu! It's only a joke though, so don't take it to heart. Cheers.