njoy
C.O.W. (Creative Older Woman) takes up slammin' with dark humor and biting sarcasm. Not your momma's poetry.
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Jesus, Maria
Jesus, Maria
Okay, the parental advisory label may be overstating it, but if pappy is a preacher he could object to this piece. It has a good message, though I never know these things until after I listen to myself.
"Jesus, Maria" by njoy is a Comedy Podcasts production available on SoundClick. The production choices feel intentional, giving the track a distinct character. This is a remarkable offering in this genre from this independent artist. With a peak of #2 on the main SoundClick Podcasts chart, this is one of the strongest-performing Comedy Podcasts releases on the platform. Stream "Jesus, Maria" and explore more from njoy on SoundClick.
Slaminals
Slaminals
This is for you if you've ever considered becoming a veg head or, especially, if you haven't. Also for the boob who says "I'm a vegetarian but I eat chicken". Like a chicken is a vegetable?
"Slaminals" by njoy is a Comedy Podcasts production available on SoundClick. The arrangement reflects a careful attention to detail that rewards repeated listening. The arrangement unfolds with a natural ease, guiding the listener through a more immersive experience. It has reached #19 on the main SoundClick Podcasts chart. Stream "Slaminals" and explore more from njoy on SoundClick.
Hippie bi
Hippie bi***
Everybody says "wow, great message about the environment". WRONG. It's dissing environmentalists who are a pain in the butt. Not that they aren't right.
SoundClick artist njoy presents "Hippie bi", a remarkable release in the Comedy Podcasts genre. It provides textures that deepen the overall emotional resonance. The arrangement unfolds with a natural ease, guiding the listener through a more immersive experience. "Hippie bi" has peaked at number 7 on the SoundClick Comedy chart. njoy is an independent artist on SoundClick, releasing Comedy Podcasts music directly to fans worldwide.
C.O.W.
C.O.W.
We women gotta hang out together. How? Join C.O.W.
SoundClick artist njoy presents "C.O.W.", a remarkable release in the Comedy Podcasts genre. The song establishes its own world and invites the listener to settle in. The arrangement unfolds with a natural ease, guiding the listener through a more immersive experience. "C.O.W." has peaked at number 5 on the SoundClick Comedy chart. njoy is an independent artist on SoundClick, releasing Comedy Podcasts music directly to fans worldwide.
Old People - an Intro
Old People - an Intro
For all of you who wake up in a cold sweat thinking, "shit, I'm gonna be old" and for those who wake up in a hot flash because it's already happened. There is something weirdly fascinating about watching yourself get wrinkly.
SoundClick artist njoy presents "Old People - an Intro", a remarkable release in the Comedy Podcasts genre. There is an authenticity to the performance that draws the listener in. The track delivers a memorable listening experience in this genre, and effortlessly connects with the listener. "Old People - an Intro" has performed across multiple SoundClick charts, reaching #13 in Podcasts and #4 in Comedy. njoy continues to build a Comedy Podcasts catalog on SoundClick, one of the longest-running platforms for independent artists.
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What I do is slam and stand-up. To hear me, click on the music link.
Band/artist history
Why this band thing again? Are there no individual artists on soundclick.com?
Have you performed in front of an audience?
I make jokes whenever possible. More people, more energy, better jokes. One on one, I'm not funny (okay, I'm a bit scary) but a big crowd laughs when I look at them.
Your musical influences
As mentioned, I'm old. I like Leonard Cohen (he cheers me up because, in some ways, his worldview is much more positive than my own), Chopin and Elvis. My son writes/sings the most god awful so-called music (though popular in some quarters) which I am gradually getting used to. Okay, lie. But he's my boy.
Comedically (is this a word?), I like Bob Newhart, the Smothers Brothers, and that black guy who set himself on fire. No one lately. Well, Seinfeld is okay.
What equipment do you use?
Washboard, farts, o.p.'s equipment found in dumpsters. But I'm not a band so what do I know?
Anything else?
I hope people over 15 will wander by and enjoy my comedy. People under 15 are welcome too, of course, but I know y'all are busy with age specific concerns like masturbating. Still, you might be surprised to discover that we are not as different as you'd hoped.
Vancouver,
Canada
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Comments (3)
Yes? What was the 'yes and no' about?
Involves Channeling. Long long story.
This... well.. preface... Hi. My name is Jesus. I have my own 'artist site' here,
as to your question about 'aren't there other individual artists here, yes of course there are. Am I one? Well, yes and no. Incidentally, how did you manage to upload a GIF for this song artwork? So this, was, uploaded in 2004, my that is a while ago. Yet this is the uppermost 'song'? Poem, rather. Yes, I am Jesus Oldman,
www.soundclick.com/jesusoldman
See? It's Me! Yay! Oh, Learn To Love Yourself, I say, go numb waiting for the world to. You are interesting. However, scary also. Soon as the second track rolled around I solidly knew that.
Very scary indeed. And I'm Jesus, I've
been dead, very little throws me off.
I'd say "who are you?" but really, I'm terrified to find out. Cheers! Love, JO
Wow, Evan, thanks for your enthusiasm. It's called slam. Power to you too.
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