SHE'S A SCIENTIST

JESUS OLDMAN

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never once been kissed

JESUS OLDMAN

I started out with nothing and still have most of it. Ladies & Gentlemen, I am dying. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick. All purchases go to Them!

CATS MAKE GREAT PIZZA. See Video. Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN. Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick. Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone. Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me. Because I did it for Love, I did it for God. And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Stand-Up

Charts

#1 in subgenre

Author

JESUS OLDMAN

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March 04, 2026

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MP3 8.1 MB • 320 kbps • 3:33 minutes

Lyrics

SHE'S A SCIENTIST



She is not sure who she wants to be
She has got quite come chemistry

She's a scientist
Never once been kissed

And yes I know it took me so long
Just to recognize her charm

I feel so much better when I have her on my arm

I want to set her free
I want her here with me

I can't escape the mirror now
She is always waiting there somehow

She's a physicist 
A right love catalyst

She could be happy
She should be

She would be
Standing next to me

She's a botanist
A romanticist 

And if I woke up once
Remembering the king I used to be

And it would all make sense somehow
How happy we would be

If I could find a way
To ask the girl to stay

Keep hold my trout
I swear
Oh do I dare

She's a pretty girl there on a swing
See how she look right through everything

She's a mistualist
A more imputicist

What a lovely face
Cuts right to the chase

Science science here we go 
Science Mommy knows

Oh I don't know when it was I got too far
To stand vertically

All I know is these days 
I can't feign a way to be

The man I used to be
Like when you're here with me

She's a scientist
She's a scientist

Science science
La-la here we go



Copyright 2026 - JESUS OLDMAN

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