TROUBLE AT THE TRAILER PARK (2)
Funny Country Tune about a Trailer Park
Singer, Songwriter, Musician, Realtor
Lyrics
Verse 1
Tommy's calling Radio Z Z R
He Needs marital help from the "Love Doctors"
They called up Suzie at their trailer home
She's says "Tommy is a liar, leave me alone"
A lot of name calling - Heatin' up the line
Trouble at Trailer Park tonight.
Chorus
Trouble - for Tommy tonight
Suzie's mad at Tommy, she's all pissed off
There's gonna be one hell of a fight
Tommy keeps saying Suzie's wrong,
but Suzie swears she is right
Trouble at the Trailer Park tonight
Verse2
Tommy works all day in the melting heat
Diggin' up dirt -just to make ends meet
He comes home hungry & he's ready to eat
& there's nothing but a bowl of beans at his seat
A lot of bean throwing' - What an ugly site
Trouble at the Trailer Park tonight
Verse3
Tommy claims Suzie's gotten way too fat
She stopped pleasing him - he can't handle that
The other 16 men must have wore her out
He said she's all dried up - it's one hell of a drought
A lot of door slamming- left & right
Gonna be trouble at the park tonight
Verse4
Trailer Park neighbor calls 911
Volusia County Sheriff turns his sirens on
Racin' to the scene of a domestic call
Suzie's got Tommy pinned against the wall
Ball Bat in hand and ready to strike
When in pulls the car with the flashing lights
Verse5
Sheriff yells at Suzie "Put the bat down"
"Or I'll take you both into a cell downtown"
Suzie smiled at Tommy, Tommy said to Sue
"Let's stop all this fighting, baby, I love you"
