a group of home recording musicians, recording for fun
Lyrics
the time has finally arrived
ladies & gentlemen, pups & kittens, doctors & milkmen, mutants and clones
you have finally evolved to the point where you're worthy for the truth to be revealed
well it's the bovine ball, and it's there in your head
you've seen it before, fast asleep in your bed
you never noticed, you never saw it was there
it's the bovine ball, it's the bovine ball
we'll have a ball, at the bovine ball
it's the only thing you really want to do
well there's bossy cow, yeah she'll show you the way
see the things revealed, when you're chewin on hay
she's got it all down pat, she don't make no mistake
you can trust her, if you wanna go wild
and there's bud the bull, he know's you quite well
he's got a diamond ring, on the tip of his tail
he'll do a dance for you, if you ring the bell
he's got a secret, that you're dyin' to know
it's the bovine ball, it's the bovine ball
we'll have a ball, at the bovine ball
it's the only thing you really want to do
there's the milking pool, come and have a drink
you've never tasted milk, that takes you past the brink
come on & chug-a-lug, it's better than you think
once you taste it, you'll always come back for more
there's the cattle bin, where you let yourself go
you can wear that hat, you've been frightened to show
you can think those thoughts, that we're certain you know
you know you've earned it, you know you're ready for more
it's the bovine ball, it's the bovine ball
we'll have a ball, at the bovine ball
it's the only thing you really want to do
well boys and girls, mermaids & trolls, slugs & aardvarks, vampires & toads,
i think you've had enough for now, just a touch, to know what you've been missing
come back tomorrow, and, bring a friend
it's the bovine ball, it's the bovine ball
we'll have a ball, at the bovine ball
it's the only thing you really want to do
