She Likes em Dumb
First it was a powerbroker,
Then some loud mouth joker
Who’s a wealthy talk show host
Then a wind farm investor,
A liberal arts professor
With a mansion on the coast
Some say she’s a gold-diggin’ witch
Who just likes em rich
But that ain’t how it is
No, she likes em dumb
Guys whose skulls are a little too numb
All those idjits
Are just mental midgets
Who can’t walk and chew gum
Those chumps are always stumped when they get dumped
But she ain’t in it for the long run
She’s just havin’ fun
And she likes em dumb
A Silicon Valley mogul,
His company’s goin’ global
His office has a putting green
Tycoons in the private sector,
A Hollywood director
With a hot tub in his limousine
That reporter in New York
And that Broadway dork
They’re both big wigs in the biz
But she likes em dumb
Guys whose skulls are a little too numb
All those idjits
Are just mental midgets
Who can’t walk and chew gum
Those chumps are always stumped when they get dumped
But she ain’t in it for the long run
She’s just havin’ fun
And she likes em dumb
She knows silver and gold
Can’t buy Cupid
Rick or poor, young or old
She prefers em stupid
Yeah, she likes em dumb
Guys whose skulls are a little too numb
All those idjits
Are just mental midgets
Who can’t walk and chew gum
Those chumps are always stumped when they get dumped
But she ain’t in it for the long run
She’s just havin’ fun
And she likes em dumb
YEAH! She likes em dumb
She likes em dumb
