I like to make things
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Story behind the song
was doin laundry heard about ligaments
Lyrics
what the funk is that?
who is that to bat?
its me, bernie b
and im hanging at the laundromat
break this dolla
i need those 25 cents :3
dryer sheet sniffin,
such pleasant scents :D
retrieve tha goods,
remove tha lint
dont let that dude see excitement
dont know whats next,
oh i know whats on the TV?
oh gee
skibble dee bee
whats this that i see
a new ligament in the human knee?
and they found that shit in 2013?
the futures got a window tint
but i got a hint
on how to be the best
in your department
i put that parsley in the roll
call it ciggamint
i think i done found a brand new ligament
i smoke that ciggamint
what the funk is that
who is that to bat?
its me bernieb
and im hanging at the laundromat
you got a gyat does it go sicka skat skat skat skat
is life a crook or a comic book?
i ride through life in a plaid flannel
if you dont want to see it
change the channel
stay tuned kids, for the next panel
i wont quit i cant stop i will not cease
i need my laundry without the grease
i didnt bring my iron but i can live with
i can live with a
yeah
i can live with
i can live with
i can live with
crease
yeah i live with the crease
but,
some would say im obese
but,
eatin a whole bowl of frosted mini wheats
what?
i couldnt pass you
i could be your cashew
nut?
bend over so i can see your
butt
yes i did in fact bust a nut
on your face hole
now lick the pole
seriously dude
lick the pole
LoL dude just lick it please
please dude just lick it dont be weird about it
just lick the pole dude nothing-
what the funk is that, who is that to bat
its me, bernieb
and im hanging at the laundromat
i ate a lot so im feelin pretty fat
i breathe a lot so i think i ate a nat
tit for tat
i hope you brought a snack pack
quack quack quack quack
yeah im a duck
snack snack snack snack
you lookin like a hockey puck
i see you bend i see you tuck
lookin good girl, and i see you're stuck
is that a washer or a dryer?
let me get a little higher
holy schlit is that thing on fire?
LMAO no its not im such a liar
giving you discomfort is my actual goal
and honestly dude
you should of licked the pole
what the funk is that, who is that to bat
its me, bernieb
and im hanging at the laundromat
im just hangin at the laundromat
its me bernieb
and im hangin at the laundromat :)
