v
It's party night in hell folks
welcome! There's music and dirty jokes.
Satan will be waving the baton
that Sid Vicious spat on.
v
Adolf Hitler's on first violin
little later they'll be more from him
Chairman Mao on percussion
With Rasputin and some other Russian
c
Hirohito, Satan's second in command
red hot trident in his hand
Will give wallflowers hell
if they're not up dancing,when he sounds the bells
[B]
Jeffrey organised it all
the shows starts at seven
He'll be showing off his todger
lol lol lol
Shaped like a lemon
Da da da da da da da da da da
[Instrumental]
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Refreshments courtesy of Crippen
not just a doctor, he's a dietician
Burke and Hare dug up the dead
but tonight you can dig them instead
V
Vlad the Impaler Blackbeard the Sailor
Billy the Kid an Alcatraz jailer
Old Pol Pot banjo and slide guitar
Goreing wearing his wife's best bra
C
Hirohito, Satan's second in command
red hot trident in his hand
Will give wallflowers hell
if they're not up dancing,when he sounds the bells
v
Ivan the Terrible, Osama the shit
Nero, fiddle and pumping armpits
Saddam on the xylophone
Himmler paper wrapped round a comb
