Music is full of tradition. Whether its an inspiring tune or a commitment to write music from the heart, the band members of Los Angeles based metal band Mach
[Verse 1]
Woke up screaming at the sun today,
Forgot what pronouns it prefers to say!
Tore my Starbucks cup in half,
Barista drew a dicknow I'm triggered as fuck!
[Pre-Chorus]
Microaggressions in my cereal box,
Soy milk’s too whitecultural shock!
Campus safe space turned to war,
Step on a Legocall the law!
[Chorus]
LIBTARDS UNITED! (Snowflake division!)
Melting down over TV decisions!
Screaming "Oppression!" at their gender-fluid patchouli,
While we slam riffs like "Boomer’s a Nazi!"
[Verse 2]
Twitter fingers, cancel brigade,
Digging up tweets from ’08!
Saw a MAGA hathad a stroke,
Now my therapy dog’s revoked!
[Bridge]
"Uh, actually? Your tone is problematic.
My gender’s a vibeit’s aromatic!
Check your privilege, shitlord scum
Did you just assume this drum’s a snare? TRIGGERED!"
[Solo]
[Chorus]
LIBTARDS UNITED! (Hall monitor edition!)
Rioting for gluten-free permission!
Burning cities for climate justice,
While their iPhones charge on coal disgust!
[Outro]
"FUCK YOUR FACTS! WE FEEL THE TRUTH!"
(GIVE US HANDOUTSWE WON’T PROOF!)
"EVERYTHING’S RACIST! EVERYTHING’S SEXIST!"
REEeeeeEEEE!
