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Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Monday was awesome, we watched a horror flick
Tuesday was perfect, not a single goddamn tick
Wednesday afternoon, sittin' on the couch
Turned into a warzone, turned into a slouch!
A commercial for a puppy with a little sad face
And suddenly tears are spraying all over the place!
"What the hell did I do wrong? What the FUCK did I say?"
She just glares at me and screams "GET THE FUCK AWAY!"
(Chorus)
CODE RED! DUCK AND COVER! HIDE THE FUCKING KNIVES!
IT AIN'T ME! IT AIN'T YOU! IT'S A HORMONAL DIVE!
THE DRAGON IS AWAKE NOW! THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN!
I'VE GOT P.M.S. BY PROXY! AND IT'S NO FUCKING FUN!
(HEY! HEY! HEY!)
(Verse 2)
Two A.M. she wakes me with a poke and a grunt
"I need pickles, chocolate syrup, and the ass-end of a blunt!"
Runnin' to the store in my boxers and my boots
Just to stop the onslaught of hormonal disputes!
"Do I look fat in this t-shirt?" Oh Jesus Christ, a test!
"No, honey, you look beautiful," I say with a clenched fist!
She says "So you're saying I looked UGLY before?!"
Then she slams the bedroom door and calls me a fat whore!
(Chorus)
CODE RED! DUCK AND COVER! HIDE THE FUCKING KNIVES!
IT AIN'T ME! IT AIN'T YOU! IT'S A HORMONAL DIVE!
THE DRAGON IS AWAKE NOW! THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN!
I'VE GOT P.M.S. BY PROXY! AND IT'S NO FUCKING FUN!
(HEY! HEY! HEY!)
"I don't get it! Something's happening to ME now! I was watching Commando yesterday, right? And when Sully gets dropped off the cliff? I got a little misty-eyed! I'm like, 'Aww, he just wanted to be scared last.' What the fuck is wrong with me?! My lower back hurts! I feel bloated! I ate a whole bag of Tostitos with goddamn frosting! This shit's contagious! It's airborne! It's seeping through the goddamn walls! I need a Midol and a heating pad, STAT!"
(Guitar solo)
(Chorus )
CODE RED! DUCK AND COVER! HIDE THE FUCKING KNIVES!
IT AIN'T ME! IT AIN'T YOU! IT'S A HORMONAL DIVE!
THE DRAGON IS AWAKE NOW! THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN!
I'VE GOT P.M.S. BY PROXY! AND IT'S NO FUCKING FUN!
(Outro)
Gotta buy a calendar... and a big red pen...
So I know when to visit... all my single friends!
FUCK
