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Vanida Plamondon (AI Assisted)
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Vanida Plamondon
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November 05, 2025
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Lyrics
Verse 1
The preacher’s on the TV, selling doom by the pound,
While the talk show cowboy’s yelling, “Turn this ship around!
They’re waving flags made in Shenzhen, not caring what’s real,
As the snake oil bubbles over their patriotic meal.
They’re praying to their wallets like the Lord’s in their phone,
Quoting scriptures they’ve twisted til the truth’s overthrown.
The choir sings “freedom, but they’re selling control,
And you can hear the devil laughing deep down in the coal.
Chorus
Don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag, friend,
The lies you’re buying got no end.
The gold you’re chasing turns to slag,
So don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag!
Verse 2
They say they love their neighbor, but they draw the line,
At folks who don’t look or vote just right in their mind.
They wrap their hate in “heritage, their greed in “grace,
While they shout for justice with a sneer on their face.
They’ll blame the teachers, blame the poor,
Blame the kids who won’t fight their wars.
But when the bill comes due for all this rot,
They’ll swear it’s not their fault, like always it’s not!
Chorus
Don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag, friend,
That grift don’t lead to no good end.
Your “freedom ain’t a body bag,
So don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag!
Bridge
Oh sing, oh sing, of the bankrupt dream,
Of the gold-plated towers and the Fox-fed stream!
Of the man with no plan, but a red-hat grin,
Saying “Trust me, my children, and we’ll all win!
The orchestra swells, the curtain shakes,
As the empire trembles, the mirror breaks!
And behind the mask of the holy flag,
There’s just another mega MAGA scumbag!
Scuuuuuuumbag!
Verse 3
The farmers lost their land to some Wall Street lord,
The soldiers came home, but they’re still ignored.
The coal mine’s empty, the air ain’t clean,
And they’re blaming ghosts on their TV screens.
The bosses toast while the towns decay,
But you keep cheering anyway.
You can’t eat pride or drink that hate,
You just starve while you wait for the end of the state.
Chorus
Don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag, friend,
The lies you’re buying got no end.
The truth’s not red, it don’t wear swag,
So don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag!
Don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag, friend,
You can love your country and still transcend.
Let’s raise our glasses, break that drag,
And don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag!
Finale
Oh the grifters grift and the preachers lie,
While the working folks just wonder why.
The flag still waves but the people sag,
So don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag!
No, don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag!
Raise your heart, don’t raise that flag!
Truth don’t live in a plastic bag,
So don’t be a mega MAGA scumbag!
