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I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.
CATS MAKE GREAT PIZZA. See Video. Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN. Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick. Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone. Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me. Because I did it for Love, I did it for God. And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO
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Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
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Peak #15
Peak in subgenre #3
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JESUS OLDMAN
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Copyright 2018 JESUS OLDMAN
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March 20, 2018
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MP3 6.4 MB • 160 kbps • 5:36
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I'LL BET YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROCK STAR You want to be a man But can't do what a man can Lady don't you know, you want a girl Someone who is soft and round And doesn't make manly sounds Such as what you hear out in the world Cuddle is warm, and cuddle is nice If our opinions meet Don't track in the world off the street! Wipe your feet and put the seat back down I'm on my way Packed my bags and you won't have to have me 'round I'll go away Princess fey named China May Spreading her social disease I won't die easily I'll bet you drive in a fast car I'll bet you think you're a rock star All you really gotta do Is figure out who are you Once you manage that, you'll be okay Self denial get you traced in chalk Be the first girl on your block Mommy, Daddy, I think I am gay You're not the first You won't be the last Accept yourself, this way Men are just not your forte Jimmy crack corn And I don't give a damn I'm on my way Sunday mornin', didn't mean to bother you Ma'am I'll go away Twinkle toes like you own the world Does that take a series of pills? Well, I think you're still ill Your balls are pearls in a glass jar I bet you think you're a rock star So don't even say Hi And I'll crawl off to die A woman like you has got a list of things to do So hold her in your arms Absorb her girlish charm It's easy day easy night No rough edges and no white light to vex you Guitar solo Sorry you don't like the way I cry when thrown away You don't really care what I say I'm a man, and you're a lesbian So on your way Don't ask me to lie And I won't ask you to let me in I won't waste one more day Go watch Ellen Eat a Melon Steer clear from men; we're all Felons Sorry if I'm Yellin' I masturbate with a guitar I'll bet I think I'm a rock star! I'll bet you drive in a fast car You got a map, gonna go far Your balls are pearls in a glass jar I'll bet you think you're a rock star! Copyright 2018 JESUS OLDMAN
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