Ode to Shia

T-Bag and the Taint Painters

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Song about the greatest actor on the face of the planet earth.

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T-Bag and the Taint Painters

Rap/Comedy. Guaranteed to make you cream yourself.

We do comedy songs, usually of the rap variety. We're hardcore as hell, cuz we grew up on the streets.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Adult

Charts

Peak #27

Peak in subgenre #6

Author

MC Jerk 'N Squirt

Rights

2009

Uploaded

November 19, 2016

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.8 MB • 160 kbps • 3:18 minutes

Story behind the song

J-ing off to Shia

Lyrics

Lyrics:
Shia LaBeouf the best actor on earth
His gargantuan penis is of incredible girth
He rapes grizzly bears and they come back for more
Fuck me shia, megan fox is a whore
Forget your Eagle Eye I just want your brown one
Spread your creamy goodness on my face son
When I watch all your movies I scream like a kid
Nothing makes my cock as hard as even stevens did

Chorus:
Shia LaBeouf
The man whose dick is rough
I just can't get enough
Of that sticky stuff
He rams it down your muff
Dayum those balls are buff 
You know that I don't bluff
His pubes are really tough

When I saw Wall Street 2 it tightened my pants
Starring at your hot bod really puts me in a trance
Disturbia ruled, yeah that shit was the bomb 
You know every time I watch it I stroke my schlong
Then there's transformers that movie was sick
Did I tell you that I'm Indiana Jonesin for your dick?
The greatest game ever played, man that film was a blast
I wish you'd take that golf club and ram it up my ass

Chorus

Yeah you're one hot jew, and your body's perfection
When I see you on my TV screen I get an erection
You know that I'm no homo, but I just gotta say
That I jack off to your poster at least 3 times a day
I'd like to taste your balls, I bet they're salty and dank
I'll stick my face in your ass so I can smell your stank
Then shit on my chest and rub it in with your butt
I'll do anything you want baby I'm your filthy slut

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