11/24/04 I made this one so yall could laugh. The second verse is a true story! Enjoy ;-)
The illest music you'll ever hear.
Lyrics
Verse I:
I’m a psycho, nothin’ new, everyone knows
I’m writing flows while balancing ontop of my elbows
Put the pencil in my toes and off I go
Into a world that no one has ever dared to venture before
And it’s now four o’clock, in the A.M.
And I am writing rhymes like gawd daym!
I got tal-ent and it’s not gonna be spent
On anything less, then let’s say, 50 Cent
Or Maybe Eminem, or Dre, what can I say?
I stay crazy, the way my mom made me
(Eminem lyrics)
"And by the way, N-Sync why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they…" wait
Those ain’t my lyrics, my bad, let me get back
To the point, like the tip of a joint, oh snap!
That reminds me, Sinicide’s under the knife
And if the doctor slips or misses I’m gonna take his life
Chorus:
I’m a bit strange, I admit I need some therapy
When I was young parents wouldn’t let their kids play with me
Now I’m growing up and I tell them my name is Dizeazed
And it’s just so fucking funny...
Actually it’s not! Cause now when I’m alone on my block
I want a friend, but nobody will give me a shot
Except the doc but he always wants to fondle my fronts
I just wish somebody would be my friend for once
Verse II:
I really think it started in the second grade
I was retarded and shoved a stick right in my face
Now you can think what you want of me but this is the truth
This is my most suppressed memory from my youth
I scratched my cornea from all the wood fragments
To keep the sun out I was given black glasses
But when I went to my classes, I took them off
I had a cotton patch with a band of tape across
My face, and all the teachers, they felt bad
So they let me lead the pledge of allegiance to the flag
To the whole school, I felt like such a fool
Standing on a stool since I was such a little dude
And I had this paste that was supposed to help my eye
But it just made the tape lose it grip and I felt it slide
Right off of my cheek, and then everyone yelled "freak"
Cause I was dripping Neosporin from my eye to my feet
Chorus
Verse III:
So that was my traumatizing experience
Back in the early nineties when I was curious
Of why when I taped a cat down in the middle of the street
When I walked away I always heard some car screech
And walked back outside, it was always gone
And it got pretty boring after the ninth one
So I needed some new fun, so I bought some cap guns
And popped them bitches next to my hamsters ear drums
Then I thought it would be cool to watch him play with my snake
And every time I turned away he would hide in the same place
Right in his mouth, I finally figured it out
But it didn’t dawn on me until he shitted them out
One time for April Fool’s I thought I’d get a laugh
If I put some extra sugar in my mom’s cookie batch
I dumped the whole white bag from my mom’s hiding place
And she baked them, ate them and never woke up… what the fuck?
