Astro Cat & Rat © 2008 Calvin Stewart & Joice Marie Arthur is a crazy astro cat Ricky is a retarded rat Neither care if they make it back Flying through the bouvelard of space In a kitty cat and mousie race Screaming past holes that are black But pets get nutty when things get hot They squashed a tube of liquid tatter tots Nothing like burning up your snack CHORUS.... Alarms were ringing, Houston was singing We have a problem, something's wrong Some crazys musta wrote this song When eighty packs of ketchup splattered All the cockpit light bulbs shattered Couldn't find a napkin in the sack CHORUS.... Alarms were ringing, Houston was singing We have a problem, something's wrong Some crazys musta wrote this song BRIDGE.. Like a dozen floating acrobats The astronauts awoke And guess who was flying the plane Can anybody spell....insane CHORUS.... Alarms were ringing, Houston was singing We have a problem, something's wrong Some crazys musta wrote this song