Personnae with a Country leaning.
Lyrics
We're not as young as we used to be
Tomorrow won't get better
I'm not getting harder now
And she ain't getting wetter
I used to swing a rod of steel
Her lap held a moist warm muffin
What I come up with now is hard to feel
And there's little warmth in her oven
Where O where is my KY
Where'd that bottle go
Where is my my K Y Y Y
It's time to let it flow
I once was proud of my rapier wit
My steadfastness and strength
Now to make sure I perform at all
I'll go to drastic lengths
Looked for love in all the wrong places
And poked where I don't belong
But I never thought I'd need this stuff
To help me just get a long
Chorus
Our sex life is on life support
With ointments, pills and patches
The unit I got can't be replaced
Or rebooted when it crashes
Love never was this difficult
Like shooting pool with spaghetti
But just in case I peter out
I keep a tube of lube ready
Chorus
If it takes a little outside help
To keep me on the inside
It only costs a couple bucks
And what little's left of my pride
It's strange to think I think of sex
At the sight of a little bottle
But when I see it on the nightstand
I know I've got a shot
Chorus and repeat til fade
