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Beauty and the Beast
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fairy tale retold for the twenty first century
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Poetry and Pictures poetry and photography by Nick Owen
I am developing a show/performance /installation called "Poetry and Pictures." I perform poetry and put together words and images in different ways from theatre to slide show
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Podcasts Poetry
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Peak #22
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
nick owen
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nick owen
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July 06, 2007
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MP3 7.3 MB 128 kbps 7:57
Story behind the song
I have worked with people's life stories all my working days. Now I have rewritten them as modern fairy tales in verse
Lyrics
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Come, daughter dear, we’ll have a feast The tale of beauty and her beast It starts one dark December day With bills that father could not pay His wife is gone, his daughters three Are home with him, watching T.V. A lovely mansion, once they had Before his businesses went bad A cottage now is what they rent ‘Cos all Dad’s money has been spent The older daughters, tall and strong Are sure their father’s in the wrong They fear that soon they’ll have to work Or marry to some awful jerk Who doesn’t care that father’s poor And sure to be an utter bore. The youngest girl, still cute and pretty Just a bit like Walter Mitty Doesn’t care for wealth or riches Thinks her sisters both are bitches Thinks her father is just great Sisters are the ones to hate Cleans the house from dawn till dusk While smelling of the purest musk Daddy opens up a letter Thinks its work, so he had better Grab his hat and coat and boots Pack his very finest suits Head off through the blustery gales With all his mind on one thing, sales. Full of hope he asks his girls What to bring to dress their curls Should the business come his way And brighten up their winters day. The older girls want silver, gold And diamonds, for they’d been told That diamonds will last forever While other pleasures simply never Last. Beauty wasn’t bothered much With lasting treasures she could touch. She asked her dad, “do you suppose, That you could bring me back a rose.” Dad revved the car and drove away To get there for the end of day But in his hurry lost his way Missed a turn on the motorway. Night descended, down came snow. His progress now was very slow A roadside ad said, “bring your mum, And view our condominium” He ventured in, for he was tired, Parked the car that he had hired, Found a room and went to sleep, Hoping that it would be cheap. Morning came and breakfast too, They even had a splendid loo. But nowhere could he find a bill Hospitality overkill, He thought, Gazing over the window sill The garden there was full of roses He wondered “who would you suppose is In charge here. Its mighty queer, A place to work and rest and play And not to have a bill to pay. In the gardens, he took a stroll Feeling he was on a roll He picked a very pretty rose Whose scent had so impressed his nose. “That seals the deal”, a voice boomed out From something looking like a snout On such a very ugly head That daddy fainted, banged his head On waking, beast-man made it plain His life was forfeit, down the drain. He’d stay in prison here forever With beasty chewing at his liver Unless he made another trade, A bargain for his daughter made. If she could come here in his stead To keep his house and make his bed. Now Dad was in a lot of trouble. Life felt like a heap of rubble. He wanted just to save his life, To get away from beastly strife. To live a free man one more day He’d even give his girls away. And so he hurried home to see If one of them might just agree. The condominium looked fine. He hoped she would adjust in time, To living there among the roses, Avoiding men with ugly noses. The older girls would not agree They said “You can’t do that to me” But Beauty loved her dear old dad And maybe just a little mad, She quickly set off in his place, With shining eyes and gentle grace To find the condominium, Free food and drink to fill her tum. The beast, she did not think of much, If she could just evade his touch. If she avoided wearing her glasses She might not even see his passes. She didn’t fear sex in the back of his carriage. Sure,hadn’t he asked for her hand in marriage! To this she simply would never agree. The man was as ugly as ugly could be. It certainly was a big beautiful place. She’d have liked the beast too, if it weren’t for his face. The longer she stayed The more that
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