03/10/06 Diz havin' fun over a Timbaland beat... Crazy randomness. 2 1/2 minutes of flow: No hook.
The illest music you'll ever hear.
Story behind the song
Beat: Jay-Z - Hola Hovito (Produced by Timbaland)
Lyrics
I reach into the bags of goodies and pull out
Like a 2 buck trick at a local whore house
I slap mouths when they disrespect
Like Bobby Fischer, always got these bitches in check
I might break your neck and twist your spine
Spitting venom in my enemies eyes making them blind
It’s the mad chaos master, child of disaster
Tape your mouth shut, then fill your nostrils with plaster
Labeled as a bastard, but I just stay crazy
Eat so many beats that I’m pushing 380
Driving black vans and always have a bag of candy
I never thought fruit gushers would become so handy
If you knew the things that I did in the past
I’d even have Satan coming out and whipping my ass
Yet when I tell my stories, you point and you laugh
So to prove it I invested in envelopes and anthrax
Now I’m the most debated, always hated, so creative kid
That’s touched American soil since way back when the Native’s lived
Sex drive enabled when I’m socking disabled
Children up in the special education building
Which is every other day, when I’m not on display
At your local loony bin getting paid
6.38 every hour, while strangers devour
Me with questions making my face look sour
They never let me shower, I shoulda stated
My fumes are strong enough to have Eminem sedated
I never look behind me, don’t dwell on it much
I’ve gotten used to running over grandmas when I back up
Basically, I’m a top-notch world offender
Buy offensive stickers and then put them on my fender
Petal to the metal, screaming “grab my crotch!”
On senior citizen properties and public parking lots
I’m the boss calling shots and maybe
That might be why the feds visit me on the daily
It couldn’t be the bodies that are stashed in the closet
It couldn’t be the bloodstains on the faucet
Maybe it’s because I got the lab filled with solvents
And massive weapon contents for my terrorist involvement
Maybe… It’s cause I’m a freak of nature
Smoking from my pupils and nails sharp as razors
