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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #16,904
Peak in subgenre #122
Author
M.C. Friend
Rights
M.C. Friend
Uploaded
December 15, 2005
Track Files
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MP3 2.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
I like the way you work that Fax Machine
Fax yourself to me 'cause that's my dream
We can take a ride in my submarine
Down to New Orleans or the Philipines
I'm in the office, chillin', fuck doing work
My boss wouldn't like that, but he's a jerk
It's not like he ever does any work himself
He even spent the last six months on the shelf
I know I should be workin', but I'm distracted
I got a new co-worker, and I'm attracted
She's been here a week and I'm already tryin'
If she's got a slot open then I'm applyin'
But she doesn't seem to care like she only wants to work
And the more I see her work the more I want to see her shirt
Taken off, I never thought office work was hot
But now I think about her sending faxes when I'm wanking off
I hope that doesn't count as sexual harrassment
But I can't cope in these circumstances
She won't let me in but I want it so badly
I've even started talking about her, to my family
I like the way you work that Fax Machine
Fax yourself to me 'cause that's my dream
We can take a ride in my submarine
Down to New Orleans or the Philipines
I sent her an email, she didn't reply
When she ignores me like this it makes me want to cry
But I won't give up 'cause I need to taste her
And kinda wanta rub her up and down with a stapler
I call her up just to hear her voice
After about the third time she gets annoyed
And that makes me sad 'cause I want her to like me
And I don't think I'm ever gonna get where I'm trying
But I won't give up, because I feel so close
I already know that she likes to drink Vanilla Coke
So we're halfway there, and I know so much about her
Firefox is her favourite browser
She hates rap but she loves Frontalot
I love rap but for her I'd wanna stop
'Cause she means more to me than my rap star dreams
I'd rather just watch her work the Fax Machine
I like the way you work that Fax Machine
Fax yourself to me 'cause that's my dream
We can take a ride in my submarine
Down to New Orleans or the Philipines
I like the way you work that Fax Machine
Fax yourself to me 'cause that's my dream
We can take a ride in my submarine
Down to New Orleans or the Philipines
