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The Puppy Song
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The is a Christmas novelty song.
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In the words of James Taylor, It's me and my guitar. Always in the same mood! Then again, maybe my guitar is just humoring me - sigh -
Just me, I'm an old Folksinger that still plays out once in a blue moon. Thank you for listening to my primitive acoustic songs. I am a retired Army Bandsman, a certified Wall Wacker, and am currently a teacher. Next time I retire I am going back into Folksinging. It's the perfect occupation really, no hope of fame and fortune and definately keeps me humble. Folksinging just naturally makes me a better person I s'pose.
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Genre
Pop • Christmas/Seasonal
Charts
Peak #157
Peak in subgenre #14
Author
Charles W - T Consaul
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I wrote it, played it and sang it.
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November 26, 2005
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MP3 1.7 MB • 128 kbps • 1:49
Story behind the song
We have a stray dog named Sandy Claws. The first year we put up a tree we were very nervous about his ummmm territorial tendancies, so I wrote this song and sang it to him. I am under no illusions that it actually made a difference as far as Sandy was concerned, but it broke the ice and Sandy sang along as usual.
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The Puppy Song Charles W - T Consaul C: Please don't pee on the Christmas tree Don't chew on the ornaments Don't drag the presents down the hall They might get broke or bent Don't wag your tail in the branches We'll know it if you do The tree will be tipped over And the tinsel will be on you 1. I know that you're a puppy and There's things you do not know You're going to do what you should not do and Go where you should not go But if you want to stay inside Where it is warm and dry There's some rules you have to learn For puppies to get by Chorus 2. The tree is standing proudly The ornaments are placed the lits are lit, the angel sits On top with style and grace We don't need any puppies To puddle paw or play Upon our Christmas presents You'd better stay away C@: Please don't pee on the Christmas tree Don't pull the garland down Leave the bows on the packages And don't tow them around Don't leave us any yuletide logs Or chewed up finery Santa won't bring you a chew toy if you Pee on the Christmas tree You might get shocked upon your ummm Paws! If you pee on the Christmas tree We'll Deck Your Halls with Balls of Holly If you PEe on the Christmas Tree!!!
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