Written by Klaus Fluoride of the Dead Kennedys. I've always sung this song to myself whenever a dog-bitten person shows up at the ER.
Lyrics
Dog Bite
The dog he bites me on my leg
That's not right, he's supposed to beg
The dog he bites me on my leg
That's not right, he's supposed to beg
Daily to the filling station
Underwater navigation
Oh woe
Oh woe
The dog he bites me on my face
Makes me wonder how I taste
The dog he bites me on my face
Makes me wonder how he tastes
Daily to the filling station
Underwater navigation
Oh woe
Oh woe