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Sometimes, the best healing is to just talk about it..... Biff's ex left him with a lot to talk about...... hope you laugh.
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4 piece rock and roll band, 4 singers, partying and playing until all hours, usually. The Passion Lizards have been rocking Southern Alberta and the area for
the Passion Lizards... Canada's own Reptilian Rockers! Check us out at www.passionlizards.com Together for nearly 20 years, the Lizards are all about fun, good times, good tunes, and good friends. The upcoming release of "Get Your Licks In", the Passion Lizards' first full length cd, now mixed and on it's way to mastering, promises to expose a whole ton more listeners to the insanity that they purvey....
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Genre
Rock • Rock General
Charts
#26,725 today Peak #43
#10,443 in subgenre Peak #4
Author
the Passion Lizards
Rights
2004
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June 15, 2005
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MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Originally, the lyrics were a stand-up comedy routine Biff was doing about his Ex. We needed lyrics for a new riff one day, and Kelly said "hey man, try some of this rude stuff along with the tune"......next thing you know........
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P.S.A. I have a message for all the happy couples out there that are convinced the emotions are going to last a lifetime….. JUST KEEP SMOKIN’ DOPE, OK?? I don’t understand what happened to our sex life, tho.. even her doctor told me she was a healthy, sexual woman….. HER DOCTOR, THE MECHANIC, THE PLUMBER, THE PAPERBOY… THE GUY THAT READS THE WATER METER… I shoulda known, when I asked her that time what my most annoying quality was, and she said BREATHING. Then I found out she was sleeping with the guy next door on Mondays and Wednesdays when I worked late, and I told her not to do that any MORE, …. SHE SAID SHE COULDN’T… I DIDN’T WORK ANY OTHER NIGHT SHIFTS. I guess I shouldn’t call my ex a slut, tho. It’s not nice, and all the other sluts resent it. YOU HAVE TO APPRECIATE THE IRONY NOW THAT SHE WORKS AT A PLACE WHERE THEY ACTUALLY PUT CHROME ON BUMPERS! D I V O R C E let me go, please set me free. D I V O R C E let me go, just let me be. You know, I never thought she’d throw me outta the house like that…. I honestly thought I was gonna get to walk…. AND THE DIETS.. THOSE CRASH DIETS… I’LL NEVER FORGET THE TWINKIES AND COLA WITH 3 BAGS OF CHIPS A DAY DIET… I NEVER SAW THE BOOK ON THAT ONE… IT WAS PROBABLY BURIED UNDER HER ASS. Now I’m not trying to put anyone off of getting married… if you’re engaged, please stay engaged…… PLEASE STAY ENGAGED…… FOREVER….. CHORUS And my friends have really been there thru this whole thing and I wish I could answer their questions, but now that she’s my ex, I have no idea where the blow jobs are coming from…… WAITAMINUTE……. FREE????? SOLO CHORUS Now I hope I haven’t offended anyone with all of this.. we know it’s all aimed at just one person.. But like so many songs, someone, someday, is going to turn to their lover and say “YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS OUR SONG.. IT FITS…… IT FITS PERFECTLY… WE SHOULDA PLAYED THIS AT OUR FUCKING WEDDING YOU BITCH” CHORUS
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