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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #6,128
Peak in subgenre #80
Author
M.C. Friend
Rights
M.C. Friend
Uploaded
March 10, 2005
Track Files
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
I want to hit my woman but then I'll go to jail, so I rapped about it instead. THIS HOW WE DO IN THE HOOD WE KEEP IT REAL.
Lyrics
I was mindin' my own business watchin' the game, on my tv
When in comes my wife, she was complaining to me
Apparently she didn't like that I fucked her sister
I know 'cause she refered to me without saying mister
Or sir, or master, or any other title
That I demand she call me and if she doesn't then it's vital
That she get the fuck out. Right up out of my house
Or I'm gonna have to play a game of beat the spouse
But this particular time, this particular crime
Is one that I find particularly sublime
See I had in my hand, a beer that I was drinking
I threw it at her head, without even thinking
Then I grabbed my gun, and not to be outdone
I smacked her in the face with it just for fun
I hit her in the nose, her blood starts to flow
She tried to fight back and got some on my clothes
This bitch needs to learn a lesson
I'm gonna grab my Smith N Wesson
This bitch needs to learn her place
I'm gonna smack her in her face
Well my clothes are getting bloody so I'm gettin kind of pissed
I pulled the trigger back and tried to kill her but I missed
But even worse than that, I think you'll agree
I accidentally shot up my tv
This stupid fucking whore, it's all her fault
She's the one who brought on this assault
She broke my tv, and now she's gotta pay
Why can't she just learn to do what I say?
She tried to get up so I knocked her back down
I kicked her around, while she's on the ground
I pick up a chair, it seems only fair
If she breaks my shit she best be aware
I'm breaking her's too, an eye for an eye
So I take the chair and raise it up high
It comes crashing down and shatters on her back
Try gettin up now that your vertebre's smashed
This bitch needs to learn a lesson
I'm gonna grab my Smith N Wesson
This bitch needs to learn her place
I'm gonna smack her in her face
The bitch ain't goin nowhere, now I've smashed her back
I head into the kitchen to fix myself a snack
This is tiring work, I need to take a break
So I'm looking for a sandwich and maybe a shake
I'm sweatin like a bitch, and I know why
It's all because of my inconsiderate bride
Fucking making me tired when I've worked all week
What the fuck has she done? Nothing
Well I better drink a beer before I get too sober
but when I'm done with that, break time's over
I got a bitch on my floor that needs some attention
She's not done yet, to my comprehension
When I came in to the room, she was reaching for the phone
I never should have left this dumb whore alone
A shot's going out in the back of her brain
I wish my wife was here to clean up this stain
This bitch needs to learn a lesson
I'm gonna grab my Smith N Wesson
This bitch needs to learn her place
I'm gonna smack her in her face
