I may be a pirate, but I like my women whole.
Story behind the song
I was cleaning the seafood department one day and thinking about this cool chick I know. Then Dido's song about "I will go down with this ship" came on and I thought, how appropriate for me to cover that song... but I got a better idea and made a song with the same metaphor use... so yeah, it's all good
Lyrics
I got meself an eyepatch and I got meself a peg
I got meself a wire holdin' on the other leg
I've sailed cross the seven on my mighty tall woodship
Better watch myself in business or my head'll get clipped quick
Oh I may be a pirate but I like my women whole
So I'll go down with your ship
As long as you got two eyes, two arms, two legs,
An ass & thighs and
A pretty kind of face
As long as you got two breasts.
There's no size I despise, but nicely rounded
'Bove your pretty little waist
As long as you got two!
