My baby left me standin by the road
She packed my bags and threw out all my clothes
She was screaming at me, you're never coming home
Honey I swear I was just out with the boys
We were doin a little drinkin and makin a lot of noise
That lipstick on my collar, has to be yours
She didn't believe me she told me I had to leave
I put it in drive and I peeled out down the street
I'm single now there's some women I have to meet
Put on my new suit and my brand new shoes
I was dressed to kill there was no way I could lose
Went to JD's Roadhouse to buy a round or two
Well after a few drinks I met a girl named Rose
We danced all night and I held her very close
She started to laugh and said there's something you should know
I lied to you, you don't know who I am
You were just a sucker you were part of my plan
I dressed like Rose, but I really am a man.
