Aina€™t Life Grand
Copyright: Nathan C Rylant & J. Danny Bartley, 2002
My wife ran off with my best friend
I didn't know he wished that he was dead
But, on the upside I stole his dog
Aina€™t life grand, now aina€™t life grand
The dog can't cook, but neither could she
The dog'll probably be a better friend to me
Than they ever were, I'm glad theya€™re gone
Aina€™t life grand, now aina€™t life grand
Bridge:
That ole dog he is the king
Cheap room and board
Maintenance free
Aina€™t life grand, now aina€™t life grand
My friend he went up and died
Leavin' her high and dry
Next thing you know she hits the lottery
Aina€™t life grand, aina€™t life grand
32 mill, will go a long ways
But she'll still be searchin' for that day
When on the upside, I stole his dog
Aina€™t life grand, now aina€™t life grand
Repeat Bridge
Aina€™t life, oh, so grand.
