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Lyrics
[Intro]
"Alright, you pencil-neck geeks! You think YOU'RE having a bad day? Lemme tell ya somethin'..."
[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning, stubbed my toe on the cat
(THE CAT!)
My Cap'n Crunch was soggy, now how 'bout that?
(SO WHAT?!)
The Wi-Fi's down, the coffee's cold, my boss just sent a text
I'm starin' at a screen that says my Windows needs a patch!
The whole damn world is a pop-up ad for shit I'll never own
My brain just blue-screened, left a 404 error code!
[Chorus]
CEREBELLUM MELTDOWN! (HAVIN' A FIT!)
My last good synapse just f**kin' quit!
CEREBELLUM MELTDOWN! (LOST ALL MY SHIT!)
I'm one inconvenience from the bottomless pit!
PSYCHO-THERAPY BOP!
(GO! GO! GO! GO!)
MY SANITY JUST DROPPED!
[Verse 2]
Stood in line at Target, tryin' to use the self-scan
(SELL-OUT!)
"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA, MAN!"
I saw the face of Satan in that little red machine
Started screamin' lyrics from a Poison ballad scene!
(NOT POISON!)
Threw a bag of Funyuns at a terrified old dude
Shouted "I AM ROBOCOP!" Yeah, I was in the mood!
[Chorus]
CEREBELLUM MELTDOWN! (HAVIN' A FIT!)
My last good synapse just f**kin' quit!
CEREBELLUM MELTDOWN! (LOST ALL MY SHIT!)
I'm one bad driver from the bottomless pit!
PSYCHO-THERAPY BOP!
(GO! GO! GO! GO!)
MY SANITY JUST DROPPED!
[BRIDGE]
"They tell ya... 'Breathe deep! Count to ten!' Yeah, okay pal!
ONE! My neighbor's yapping dog!
TWO! People who say 'doggo'!
THREE! Gender reveal parties!
FOUR! You and your fkin' podcast!
FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! FUCK YOU!
I don't need a life coach! I need a goddamn helmet and a shot of Jägermeister!
My inner child is holding a fuckin' flamethrower and he's lookin' at YOUR minivan!"
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
My therapist said, "Visualize a peaceful, happy place"
So I pictured myself on a talk show, throwin' a chair in his face!
(JOHNNY! JOHNNY!)
My safe word is "Poughkeepsie" but I keep forgettin' why
I'm startin' to think the Kool-Aid Man's a pretty stand-up guy!
(OH YEAHHH!)
If one more person tells me to just "turn my frown around"
I'm gonna build a time machine and burn this whole shithole to the ground!
[Chorus]
CEREBELLUM MELTDOWN! (HAVIN' A FIT!)
My last good synapse just f**kin' quit!
CEREBELLUM MELTDOWN! (LOST ALL MY SHIT!)
I'm one motivational quote from the bottomless pit!
PSYCHO-THERAPY BOP!
(GO! GO! GO! GO!)
MY SANITY JUST DROPPED!
[OUTRO]
BRAIN IS BROKEN!
SPOKEN FOR!
CAN'T TAKE NO MORE!
SLAM THE DOOR!
