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Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, got out of bed
Something the newsreader said
Said the global Caliphate's now online!
No more bacon, no more wine!
They took my Slayer CD collection
Said it was a sinful infidel infection
Replaced my coffee with a bitter bean
The most sterile scene I've ever seen!
(Pre-Chorus)
They're banning shorts in the summer heat!
Enforcing modesty on the street!
My dog looks at me, what's he gonna do?
They just outlawed him, too! (
(Chorus)
NEW WORLD ORDER! HALAL EDITION!
A global religious coalition!
It's a mandatory spiritual transmission!
New World Order! With divine permission!
No more fun, just inquisition!
Welcome to the jihad-jitsu mission!
(Verse 2)
Tried to buy a beer, just one cold
Bud The clerk just sighed and mumbled, "Not for blood."
He pointed to a sign that was plain to see:
"Sharia Law Enforced Here - Next, the V.C.!" (That's VFW, you dicks!)
My girlfriend's wearing a new full-length burqa
Says it's policy from Ankara to Newark-a!
We can't even hold hands, it's a public crime
In this new, improved, boring-ass time!
(Pre-Chorus)
My favorite bar's a prayer hall now!
There's a beard-enforcer, what the hell, and how?!
He measures stubble with a fixed gauge
This is the stupidest fucking age!
(Chorus)
NEW WORLD ORDER! HALAL EDITION!
A global religious coalition!
It's a mandatory spiritual transmission!
New World Order! With divine permission!
No more fun, just inquisition!
Welcome to the jihad-jitsu mission!
(Bridge/Breakdown)
You will comply... (DUN DUN) Or you will die...
(DUN DUN) No more pork rinds...
(DUN DUN) No more partyin' with skanks!
You will submit... (DUN DUN) Bit by bit... (DUN DUN)
'Til the whole world... (DUN DUN) ...
says "Alhamdulillah, I guess?"
(Guitar Solo)
(Verse 3)
So now I'm sitting in my designated faith zone...
waiting for my turn at the public stoning.
I got assigned a rock. It's kinda small.
The guy next to me got a bigger one.
I think it's 'cause he prays more.
This is bullshit. I didn't vote for this.
I voted for the guy who said he'd build a wall.
This is a much weirder wall.
(Chorus)
EW WORLD ORDER! HALAL EDITION! (FUCK YOUR TRADITION!)
A global religious coalition! (WE DON'T WANT YOUR MISSION!)
It's a mandatory spiritual transmission!
New World ORDER! WITH DIVINE PERMISSION!
NO MORE FUN! JUST INQUISITION!
WELCOME TO THE JIHAD-JITSU MISSION!
