Ode to the "master" of drawing in 3D, Mark Kistler.
Two dudes who play acoustic comedy metal rock stuff. We fucking hate Jay Leno, love Conan, and think Mark Kistler is a-okay.
Krueger's Circle Jerk is the result of 2 idiots being idiots. What the fuck are you looking at?
Story behind the song
We always watched Imagination Station when it came on at 2:00 cause nothing else was on. We fell in love with Mark, and Mark was already in love with us.
Lyrics
I'm having an art-attack, I'll be okay, keep calm
Just keep it on PBS, Mark Kistler is the bomb
I'm having an art-attack, I'll be okay, keep calm
Just keep it on PBS motherfucker, Mark Kistler is the bomb
TWO O'CLOCK rolls around, the VCR is set,
I'm sharpening my pencil and grabbin my paper
and the motherfucker isnt even on yet
Dan, Dan the Music Man
sets the mood for all the shows
While Mark just keeps on drawin and says
"How are you Mr. Big Nose?"
I'm having an art-attack, I'll be okay, keep calm
Just keep it on PBS motherfucker, Mark Kistler is the bomb
I draw along with Mark,
no matter what the weather
The only difference between us is
I draw four million times better
Your bushy black moustache
makes you a man
I wish that I could grow one
cause I'm your biggest fan
(wicked guitar solo)
Mark, I love you,
I'm 12 so it should work out
We can draw together all day long
I'll be your little boy scout
I'm the genius of the whole art galaxy
You're the genius of my pants
I hope you're on TV forever
So we can dance
I'm having an art-attack, I'll be okay, keep calm
Just keep it on PBS motherfucker, Mark Kistler is the bomb
I'm having an art-attack, I'll be okay, keep calm
Just keep it on PBS motherfucker, Mark Kistler is the bomb
I'm having an art-attack, I'll be okay, keep calm
Just keep it on PBS motherfucker, Mark Kistler is the bomb
I'm having an art-attack, I'll be okay, keep calm
Just keep it on PBS motherfucker, Kistler
(HAHA!! THE BOMB!!)
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