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Bowling Balls
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I hope someone here thinks this is funny. Not really country but its got some in it somewhere.
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Just getting back into this after a long hiatus. I purchased a used Korg d16 - 16 track recorder around the Fall of 2009 for $ 100.00 and I haven't touched a recorder in nearly 25 years. That was in the 1980's with a Tascam Porta 01-4 track. Things have come a long ways. The guitars and music equipment came out of a long hibernation soon after.
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Country • Country General
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#1,228 in subgenre Peak #42
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Peak #109
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May 24, 2011
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 3:06
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Polish them up and keep them clean Cause dirty balls are so obscene Im talking about my bowling balls Boulders or rocks or cannon balls Call them what you want but dont call them small Im talking about my bowling balls Well I carry my balls in my sack No matter how they roll I roll they always come back Im talking about my bowling balls Round, round, and round they go Up and down, to and fro Im talking about my bowling balls When you bowl and want good news Here is my advice to you Be careful which ones you choose Stay clear when they are blue When you roll down lovers lain Be carefull where you aim Or gutterballs will be your bane And cause a world of pain Not one but two can roll down there If Im missing one the other can spare Im talking about my bowling balls Curvey and shapely bowling pins Knock them up balls come again Im talking about my bowling balls Keep them dry thats my advice Cause sweaty balls dont feel nice Im talking about my bowling balls Take a turn and roll a strike Take your pick.take two you like Im talking about my bowling balls when you bowl and want good news Here is my advice to you Be careful which ones you choose Stay clear when they are blue When you roll down lovers lain Be carefull where you aim Or gutterballs will be your bane And cause a world of pain Bowling can be lots of fun On bowling night They are 2 for one Im talking about my bowling balls Careful when they hit the floor Handle them right and you will score Im talking about my bowling balls when you bowl and want good news Here is my advice to you Be careful which ones you choose Stay clear when they are blue When you roll down lovers lain Be carefull where you aim Or gutterballs will be your bane And cause a world of pain Hold them right Not too tight Release them when The feeling is right Polish them up and keep them clean Cause dirty balls are so obscene
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