A parody of 'Oklahoma,' inspired by dictators everywhere.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
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North Korea
A Parody of “Oklahoma”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
North Korea, Kim Jung Il is only 4 feet tall.
Said he might decree, to start World War Three,
He gets mad ‘cause his tool is so damn small.
North Korea tells us all that we will soon be dead.
They’ve got planes and bombs, can’t feed their kids and moms.
Their sanity’s hanging by a thread.
Pretty soon Kim Jung Il’s gonna die,
But his son is a crazier guy.
It could make you puke.
His tiny pee pee and his nuke.
He brags a lot.
The country’s the size of Pennsylvania.
North Korea,
FU!
North Korea, they’re like Nazi’s but without the charm.
Watch them march in step; they’ve got lots of pep.
Someone should send out an alarm.
North Korea, they’re so poor they can’t turn on the lights.
They drink lots of booze, don’t have much to lose.
America is firmly in their sights.
Kim Jung Il’s brain is squishy like a Koosh.
And his son is much bigger douche.
They want a war,
They want to win, not like before.
Back in the 50’s.
And now, nobody likes North Korea.
North Korea,
FU!
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