(hey chris, hey chris...)
Chris, please don't make me do part B
your lab is nice, I'll be happy with a C (but that's just me)
I don't foresee a life of chemistry
I just float on by like a manatee
(hey chris! come over here!)
Chris, Chris
we broke some glass
we are leaking gas
the goggles make me look like an ass
I spilled some base on my face
the eyewash has a funny taste
and all I ask...
PLEASE DONT MAKE ME DO PART B!