A parody of 'Happy Holidays,' inspired by the current debates in Congress.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Lyrics
Happy Compromise
A Parody of “Happy Holidays”
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
Happy compromise,
Happy compromise,
While the congress is debating,
Happy compromise to you.
It’s the compromise season,
With politicians coming round,
To drive our country into the ground.
Their dumb ideas just seem to abound.
They’ll be coming now to shake us down.
It’s the compromise season,
They’ll extend the old tax cuts,
‘Cause if they don’t they’re just freakin’ nuts
They better pull their head from their butts
They’ll be coming now to shake us down.
They’ll pop a cork for their hidden pork.
They’re not much better than dirty swine
They should take a stick and shove it quick.
Right up where the sun don’t shine.
It’s the compromise season,
So whoop de do and Dickory Doc,
The whole damn thing is just a big crock.
You better go and load up your Glock,
‘Cause they’re coming now to shake us down.
Their first pitch was to tax the rich,
Like some kind of Robin Hood.
With their new plan, say they understand.
They’re as useless as morning wood.
It’s the compromise season,
Bend over now and you know why.
Time to kiss your big ass goodbye.
If healthcare sticks, we’re all gonna die,
They’ll be coming now to shake us down.
Happy compromise,
Happy compromise,
As the country keeps declining,
Happy compromise to you.
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