Music/Arrangement/Guitars: Mike Woodford
Bass: Mark Guertin
Drums: John Wooten
Vocals/Mix: Jay Lamothe
Lyrics: Donna Devine
Lyrics
Deliciafunky Diva
(v1)
In a leopard spot catsuit
That’s tighter than skin
She’s been stalkin’ like a tiger
From the time she came in
Might think she doesn’t show it
Takes a guy like me to know it
With her slides and her hustle
She could be Lilith’s twin
(v2)
She’s wearin’ fake lashes
And her lips are glossed
[I think] the wild look in her eyes
Tells me she likes to be boss
Just a matter of time
Till she's gonna be mine
And when I get a hold of her
I'm never gonna stop
Chorus
This deliciafunky diva’s
Got me workin’ up a fever
I’m taking her home
Tonight
She’d hotter than hot
Way cooler than cool
And the way she points
Is plain outa sight
(v3)
I'm wearin’ velvet pants
With my matchin’ vest
My paisley shirt’s open
Showin' hair on my chest
My gold chain’s are shinin’
She’s been busy signin’
She’s the kind of woman
Won’t take second-best
(v4)
Getting’ down on the dance floor
With my bad self groovin’
I’m edgin’ closer to her
Feel the whole room movin’
The disco ball's aglitter
She’ll never know what hit her
And I guarantee that she
Won’t be disapprovin’
Chorus
This deliciafunky diva’s
Got me workin’ up a fever
I’m taking her home
Tonight
She’d hotter than hot
Way cooler than cool
And the way she points
Is plain outa sight
Instrumental break
(new v5)
She’s a real foxy lady
Playin’ hard to get
In her prism ring and yo-yos
But the night’s not over yet
Soon we'll be chillin’
And I’ll have top billin’
Gonna show her a dance
[That] she’ll never forget
(new v6)
She's starin' over at me
When she thinks I can’t see
[An’] I bet she knows a lot of girls
Are checkin' on me
Their freestyle is attractive
But it doesn’t get me active
Because in the diva’s arms
Is where I'm plannin' to be
Chorus
This deliciafunky diva’s
Got me workin’ up a fever
I’m taking her home
Tonight
She’d hotter than hot
Way cooler than cool
And the way she points
Is plain outa sight
Repeat chorus
