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Don't Touch My Junk
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Stand up to the TSA security thugs.
comedy political parody satire rants pinko
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Rants, raving and vain howling at the moon.
"an unappetizing bouillabaisse (French, bah!) of polemics, half-baked truths, and false claims of 36 hour erections..." -- Bill Kristol, Humanoid
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Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
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Peak #19
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
Curmudgeon Boy
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2010 Curmudgeon Boy
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November 21, 2010
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MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 2:49
Story behind the song
The new TSA porno scans and egregious molestation of law-abiding citizens is not only an outrage, but also a blatant violation of the 4th Amendment protection against unreasonable search. What kind of police state have we devolved into for the sake of a little temporary security? Contact your Reps and Senators and let them know that this has gone too far!
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Don't touch my junk Don't touch my junk I ain't no low life punk Don't touch my junk. Don't touch my dink Don't touch my dink This whole thing stink Don't touch my dink. I go down to the airport, I want to fly home TSA man wants a picture my bone If I don't like that, fourth amendment be damned Up my crotch he gonna shove his hand. Hands off me mate Hands off me mate Is this a police state Hands off me mate. From the security line he make a selection Come on over need ta feel your erection Groped and molested in front of the crowd Osama bin Laden be laughing out loud. Freedom. Freedom and liberty Trumped by temporary security. When you give them up For security theater, Like Poor Richard said You deserve neither. Hear my complaint Hear my complaint That blue gloved creep's Got a hold of my taint. Home of the brave; land of the free Once innocent, now presumed guilty. What's up next? Will his finger jam me a TSA prostate exam? Don't touch my junk Don't touch my junk I ain't some low life punk Don't touch my junk Don't touch my junk!
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