Bad Mutha Hubbard yo
Bad Mutha Hubbard is calling the ESTABLISHMENT out.
Story behind the song
The good Bad Mutha had to find a way to highlight modern business practices while simultaneously appealing to his internet brothers and sisters who might own a few CD's which were "liberated" in the new style...
Lyrics
Better hide your daughters
When you see 'em on the waters,
And you better hide your wives,
Better run for your lives;
Better start a-runnin'
When you see the pirates comin',
And you better hit the sand
And just hope they don't land,
'Cause the pirates are comin'
To attack all the villagers!
Pirates are men
Who are rapers and pillagers!
(Chorus)
Shiver me timbers
'Cause I know you're afeared!
Hoist up the mast
And show me your black beard!
Better start a-runnin'
'Cause the pirates are comin',
They're a-yo-ho-hoin'
And a-bottle-o'-rummin',
Yes they are!
Better say your prayers,
Get in touch with your heirs,
And you better spread the word,
I sure hope you're insured!
Sound the alarms!
Everybody grab your arms!
Everybody grab a gun!
Someone call 911!
'Cause the pirates are known
For the splitting of hairs!
And pirates like to take
Things that aren't theirs!
(Chorus)
Yes they are!
Arrr!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
ARRR!
Better be prepared,
Not a life will be spared,
For the end is comin' soon
By the light of the moon!
You'll wake up in the night
To a horrible sight:
A bunch of ugly guys
Starin' right in your eyes!
'Cause pirates are mean
And their morals are shoddy!
If you let 'em, they'll make off
With a part of your body!
So
(2x Chorus)
ARRRRRRRRR!
