A parody of Maggie's Farm about how NPR treats its people.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
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Juan Williams Farm
A Parody of Maggie’s Farm
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
Juan Williams don’t work at NPR no more,
No, Juan Williams don’t work at NPR no more,
Said he was concerned
About folks in Muslim gear.
He is not a racist,
It’s quite a common fear.
He spoke his mind and they showed him the door.
Juan Williams don’t work for NPR no more.
I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more.
No, I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more.
Well I woke up this morning,
Heard Juan Williams would be gone,
They said he shot his mouth off,
But he was just a pawn.
They pulled this crap so many times before.
Well I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more.
Ain’t gonna give to NPR no more,
Well, I ain’t gonna give to NPR no more.
They won’t get a nickel,
They won’t get a dime.
The way they treat their people,
It really is a crime.
They always beg for money,
They’re just a whore.
I ain’t gonna give to NPR no more.
I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more,
No, I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more.
They don’t respect opinions,
It’s their way or the road.
Most programs that they’re running,
Really are a load.
Even Prairie Home Companion is a bore.
I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more.
I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more
No, I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more.
All of their ideas,
Lean so far to the left.
Their government endowments,
Are nothing more than theft.
They think that theirs’ don’t stink and they know the score.
I ain’t gonna listen to NPR no more.
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