The Flatulator
Chorus:
I got that feeling again
It wont go away
There's something bubbling inside me
Abdominal pain
Gas in the digestive track
Wont cut me no slack
Through Belching and flatulence
I will repent
Verse 1:
Mortification of anal flesh
Whipping anus with flatulence
An instrument to purify
Bellows in me deep inside
Bowls the sing a ghastly hymn
Hemorrhoids bursting deep within
Ritual pain and discipline
Gas lashing now begins
Chorus
Verse 2:
Bloody rags a holy relic
Infested plague is angelic
Rectal disease crucifies
Anal penetration never die
Expunging winds whip my back
Blood runs down my butt crack
Flowing down between my legs
Gassy plague begins to spread
Bridge:
The flatulator will give birth again
Anal babies formed by breaking wind
All this gas tears into my ass
My hemorrhoids start bleeding fast
Chorus
Solo
