This is a fun audio collage to celebrate the birthday of Brian H. (He is not hung up on religion, and will not be offended by the content.)
Original instrumentals, plus instrumental versions of some of my songs.
Facebook group for the composer is "Richard Craig Hackley"
Story behind the song
Jack is the name of Brian's dog. Jack sometimes puts on a dress. See the song picture.
Music notes: all music & lyrics written & performed by Richard Craig Hackley. There's a partial exception for #2:
1- "Doom and Gloom"
2- "Birthday" written by the Beatles, arrangement and performance by Richard C. Hackley
3- "Joy Is Your Strength"
4- "Loaded With Preservatives"
5- "No Meltdown"
6- "God's Backhand"
7- "Jack Rap"
8- "Ready To Commit"
Lyrics
MR. DOOM & GLOOM: Where is the planet headed? Is all the ice going to melt? Will we someday be living in Kevin Costner's "Water World"?
MARY KAY: Whoa, b*** !
NARR: That's right, Mary Kay! Shut up, Mr. Doom & Gloom! There's sunshine today because ... (to Brian) ... they say it's your birthday, so let God hear your happiest voice. The joy of the Lord.
So, we'll have some ice cream, some cake, loaded with preservatives. Let's eat the ice cream fast, though, so there's no meltdown.
And after we've had all those treats, it'll be time for your birthday spanking. And I know just the fellow to give it to you. God's backhand (whop!).
But we won't leave you bent over too long, just in case Jack might start getting ideas.
Which brings us to your birthday present.
While Jack puts on his party dress,
Let's face the truth ... he's a bit of a mess.
Maybe abandoned as a pup.
Or bad role models while growing up.
Let's surf the internet sites and blogs,
Find someone who whispers to dogs,
(Jack ... Jack ... Jaclyn .... wroooof?)
Jack's confused, it's plain to see.
So let's get Jack some therapy.
Brian, we promise we'll do the labor to find Jack a nice
institution. All you have to say is, "I am ready to commit."
BTW: HBD
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